so that wasnt chicken after all
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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