We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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