Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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