dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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