I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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