dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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