I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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