Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
