we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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