Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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