this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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