i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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