So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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