i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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