that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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