I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
All the doctor said was why
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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