I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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