Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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