i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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