try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
where does the pee come out of this thing
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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