idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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