Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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