there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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