The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The chlamydia really affected his face.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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