how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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