Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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