i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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