Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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