So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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