Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
