new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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