like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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