i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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