It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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