We won't sleep together?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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