He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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