There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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