you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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