And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm always down for nudity.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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