I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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