party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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