i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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