I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
