BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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