why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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