I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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