then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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