white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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