i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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