would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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