But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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