fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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