i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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