im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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